Martini in Hand
| Starters |
| Edwards, Trent BUF QB | 17.600 |
| Hasselbeck, Matt SEA QB | 0 |
| Johnson, Larry KCC RB | 13.200 |
| Taylor, Chester MIN RB | 9.733 |
| Taylor, Fred JAC RB | 0 |
| Curtis, Kevin PHI WR | 0 |
| Moss, Randy NEP WR | 16.700 |
| Owens, Terrell DAL WR | 17.300 |
| Cooley, Chris WAS TE | 6.800 |
| Crosby, Mason GBP PK | 2.000 |
| Bills, Buffalo BUF Def | 13.000 |
| Starter Total: | 96.333 |
| Potential Points: |
104.467 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
92.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Smith, Troy BAL QB | 0.000 |
| Jones, Felix DAL RB | 0 |
| Young, Selvin DEN RB | 8.134 |
| Hardy, James BUF WR | 0 |
| Browns, Cleveland CLE Def | 3.000 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 11.134 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 107.467 |
|
B-man
| Starters |
| Delhomme, Jake CAR QB | 7.667 |
| Manning, Peyton IND QB | 45.200 |
| Lewis, Jamal CLE RB | 5.067 |
| McAllister, Deuce NOS RB | 11.667 |
| Burress, Plaxico NYG WR | 0 |
| Driver, Donald GBP WR | 12.300 |
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J. CIN WR | 0.000 |
| Crumpler, Alge TEN TE | 6.000 |
| Gates, Antonio SDC TE | 20.300 |
| Gould, Robbie CHI PK | 8.000 |
| Patriots, New England NEP Def | 15.000 |
| Starter Total: | 131.201 |
| Potential Points: |
140.101 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
93.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Young, Vince TEN QB | 0 |
| Johnson, Rudi DET RB | 0.000 |
| Parker, Willie PIT RB | 3.133 |
| Miller, Heath PIT TE | 14.900 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def | 13.000 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 31.033 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 162.234 |
|
Cardiac Cats
| Starters |
| Garcia, Jeff TBB QB | 22.733 |
| Rivers, Philip SDC QB | 38.867 |
| Jackson, Steven STL RB | 10.300 |
| Slaton, Steve HOU RB | 13.000 |
| Turner, Michael ATL RB | 10.667 |
| Berrian, Bernard MIN WR | 1.800 |
| Breaston, Steve ARI WR | 11.000 |
| Bryant, Antonio TBB WR | 25.700 |
| Keller, Dustin NYJ TE | 1.200 |
| Bironas, Rob TEN PK | 8.000 |
| Giants, New York NYG Def | 2.000 |
| Starter Total: | 145.267 |
| Potential Points: |
165.867 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
87.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Boldin, Anquan ARI WR | 0 |
| Hixon, Domenik NYG WR | 14.100 |
| Mason, Derrick BAL WR | 18.600 |
| Walter, Kevin HOU WR | 4.567 |
| Winslow, Kellen CLE TE | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 37.267 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 182.534 |
|
Deacon Blues
| Starters |
| Cutler, Jay DEN QB | 29.467 |
| Ryan, Matt ATL QB | 11.600 |
| Jones-Drew, Maurice JAC RB | 20.167 |
| Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB | 10.000 |
| White, LenDale TEN RB | 9.200 |
| Jackson, Vincent SDC WR | 18.100 |
| Marshall, Brandon DEN WR | 23.900 |
| White, Roddy ATL WR | 5.400 |
| Fasano, Anthony MIA TE | 19.700 |
| Elam, Jason ATL PK | 6.000 |
| Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def | 0.000 |
| Starter Total: | 153.534 |
| Potential Points: |
167.534 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
91.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Stewart, Jonathan CAR RB | 6.733 |
| Ocho Cinco, Chad CIN WR | 0 |
| Williams, Roy DAL WR | 4.200 |
| Prater, Matt DEN PK | 12.000 |
| Panthers, Carolina CAR Def | 8.000 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 30.933 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 184.467 |
|
Dead Hooker In Trunk across from my Apt
| Starters |
| Pennington, Chad MIA QB | 32.700 |
| Warner, Kurt ARI QB | 0.000 |
| Brown, Ronnie MIA RB | 9.233 |
| Jones, Thomas NYJ RB | 10.367 |
| Thomas, Pierre NOS RB | 14.733 |
| Johnson, Andre HOU WR | 3.900 |
| Moore, Lance NOS WR | 8.000 |
| Welker, Wes NEP WR | 23.533 |
| Olsen, Greg CHI TE | 15.900 |
| Akers, David PHI PK | 3.000 |
| Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB Def | 8.000 |
| Starter Total: | 129.366 |
| Potential Points: |
165.634 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
78.1% |
| Non-Starters |
| Campbell, Jason WAS QB | 8.167 |
| Thigpen, Tyler KCC QB | 25.967 |
| Portis, Clinton WAS RB | 12.767 |
| Avery, Donnie STL WR | 10.600 |
| Moss, Santana WAS WR | 8.067 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 65.568 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 194.934 |
|
818
| Starters |
| Manning, Eli NYG QB | 18.466 |
| Orton, Kyle CHI QB | 7.166 |
| Washington, Leon NYJ RB | 5.933 |
| Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | 16.100 |
| Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB | 31.200 |
| Brown, Reggie PHI WR | 8.700 |
| Jackson, Darrell DEN WR | 4.000 |
| Wayne, Reggie IND WR | 23.800 |
| Gonzalez, Tony KCC TE | 19.400 |
| Nugent, Mike NYJ PK | 0 |
| Colts, Indianapolis IND Def | 14.000 |
| Starter Total: | 148.765 |
| Potential Points: |
151.532 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
98.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Grossman, Rex CHI QB | 0 |
| Fargas, Justin OAK RB | 7.600 |
| Galloway, Joey TBB WR | 1.400 |
| Scheffler, Tony DEN TE | 7.600 |
| Shockey, Jeremy NOS TE | 8.700 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 25.300 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 174.065 |
|
Kirby
| Starters |
| Anderson, Derek CLE QB | 0 |
| Flacco, Joe BAL QB | 13.734 |
| Johnson, Chris TEN RB | 12.700 |
| Peterson, Adrian MIN RB | 6.667 |
| Bowe, Dwayne KCC WR | 5.800 |
| Jennings, Greg GBP WR | 15.800 |
| Smith, Steve CAR WR | 9.100 |
| Daniels, Owen HOU TE | 18.100 |
| Witten, Jason DAL TE | 19.700 |
| Dawson, Phil CLE PK | 0.000 |
| Seahawks, Seattle SEA Def | 18.000 |
| Starter Total: | 119.601 |
| Potential Points: |
156.567 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
76.4% |
| Non-Starters |
| Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB | 24.966 |
| Graham, Earnest TBB RB | 0 |
| Mendenhall, Rashard PIT RB | 0 |
| Vinatieri, Adam IND PK | 6.000 |
| Chargers, San Diego SDC Def | 24.000 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 54.966 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 174.567 |
|
! am Me & That's Just Fine
| Starters |
| Cassel, Matt NEP QB | 35.767 |
| McNabb, Donovan PHI QB | 9.200 |
| Forte, Matt CHI RB | 15.667 |
| Jacobs, Brandon NYG RB | 25.300 |
| Lynch, Marshawn BUF RB | 8.267 |
| Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR | 19.100 |
| Jackson, DeSean PHI WR | 4.334 |
| Johnson, Calvin DET WR | 10.400 |
| Clark, Dallas IND TE | 24.500 |
| Bryant, Matt TBB PK | 7.000 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def | 12.000 |
| Starter Total: | 171.535 |
| Potential Points: |
187.634 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
91.4% |
| Non-Starters |
| Schaub, Matt HOU QB | 8.167 |
| Addai, Joseph IND RB | 0 |
| Hightower, Tim ARI RB | 4.133 |
| Holmes, Santonio PIT WR | 20.433 |
| Toomer, Amani NYG WR | 4.700 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 37.433 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 208.968 |
|
HeeHee Sneaker
| Starters |
| Brees, Drew NOS QB | 36.500 |
| Favre, Brett NYJ QB | 4.733 |
| Barber, Marion DAL RB | 1.700 |
| Grant, Ryan GBP RB | 15.067 |
| Colston, Marques NOS WR | 30.900 |
| Cotchery, Jerricho NYJ WR | 14.100 |
| Evans, Lee BUF WR | 3.900 |
| Hester, Devin CHI WR | 5.867 |
| Lee, Donald GBP TE | 0.000 |
| Longwell, Ryan MIN PK | 5.000 |
| Titans, Tennessee TEN Def | 22.000 |
| Starter Total: | 139.767 |
| Potential Points: |
180.701 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
77.3% |
| Non-Starters |
| Rodgers, Aaron GBP QB | 22.767 |
| McFadden, Darren OAK RB | 12.167 |
| Smith, Kevin DET RB | 13.400 |
| Watson, Kenny CIN RB | 0 |
| Crayton, Patrick DAL WR | 8.800 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 57.134 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 196.901 |
|
The Brodie Bunch
| Starters |
| Collins, Kerry TEN QB | 18.700 |
| Romo, Tony DAL QB | 18.033 |
| Bush, Reggie NOS RB | 0 |
| James, Edgerrin ARI RB | 2.867 |
| Edwards, Braylon CLE WR | 7.500 |
| Muhammad, Muhsin CAR WR | 12.000 |
| Royal, Eddie DEN WR | 15.566 |
| Ward, Hines PIT WR | 23.900 |
| Heap, Todd BAL TE | 4.400 |
| Gostkowski, Stephen NEP PK | 17.000 |
| Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def | 8.000 |
| Starter Total: | 127.966 |
| Potential Points: |
145.799 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
87.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Quinn, Brady CLE QB | 0 |
| Buckhalter, Correll PHI RB | 3.933 |
| Gore, Frank SFO RB | 0 |
| Gage, Justin TEN WR | 21.400 |
| Jaguars, Jacksonville JAC Def | 5.000 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 30.333 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 158.299 |
|