Smackeyville White Mules
| Starters |
| Holmgren, Mike SEA Coach | 10 |
| O'Sullivan, J.T. SFO QB | 35 |
| Barber, Marion DAL RB | 25 |
| Turner, Michael ATL RB | 33 |
| Boldin, Anquan ARI WR | 8 |
| Brown, Reggie PHI WR | 0 |
| Moss, Randy NEP WR | 2 |
| Heap, Todd BAL TE | 3 |
| Miller, Zach OAK TE | 0 |
| Dawson, Phil CLE PK | 4 |
| Vikings, Minnesota MIN Def | 36 |
| Bears, Chicago CHI ST | 18 |
| Starter Total: | 174 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
214 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
81.3% |
| Non-Starters |
| Zorn, Jim WAS Coach | 10 |
| Bulger, Marc STL QB | 24 |
| Rosenfels, Sage HOU QB | 0 |
| Schaub, Matt HOU QB | 13 |
| Dunn, Warrick TBB RB | 5 |
| Forte, Matt CHI RB | 31 |
| James, Edgerrin ARI RB | 9 |
| Mendenhall, Rashard PIT RB | 1 |
| Curry, Ronald OAK WR | 0 |
| Edwards, Braylon CLE WR | 2 |
| Walter, Kevin HOU WR | 1 |
| Bryant, Matt TBB PK | 9 |
| Redskins, Washington WAS Def | 9 |
| Bills, Buffalo BUF ST | 20 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 134 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 308 |
|---|
|
Jan Brady
| Starters |
| Turner, Norv SDC Coach | 10 |
| Cassel, Matt NEP QB | 14 |
| Bush, Reggie NOS RB | 39 |
| Jackson, Fred BUF RB | 2 |
| Jones-Drew, Maurice JAC RB | 31 |
| Berrian, Bernard MIN WR | 7 |
| Owens, Terrell DAL WR | 1 |
| Williams, Reggie JAC WR | 1 |
| Scheffler, Tony DEN TE | 2 |
| Crosby, Mason GBP PK | 10 |
| Giants, New York NYG Def | 6 |
| Browns, Cleveland CLE ST | 9 |
| Starter Total: | 132 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
215 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
61.4% |
| Non-Starters |
| McCarthy, Mike GBP Coach | -5 |
| Anderson, Derek CLE QB | 13 |
| Edwards, Trent BUF QB | 36 |
| Fargas, Justin OAK RB | 0 |
| Foster, De'shaun SFO RB | 0 |
| Johnson, Rudi DET RB | 30 |
| Ginn Jr., Ted MIA WR | 4 |
| Hester, Devin CHI WR | 0 |
| Porter, Jerry JAC WR | 0 |
| Reed, Josh BUF WR | 7 |
| Gates, Antonio SDC TE | 8 |
| Bironas, Rob TEN PK | 9 |
| Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def | 16 |
| Texans, Houston HOU ST | 17 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 135 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 267 |
|---|
|
Hurricane Ditka
| Starters |
| Dungy, Tony FA Coach | -5 |
| Manning, Peyton IND QB | 25 |
| Gore, Frank SFO RB | 27 |
| Jackson, Steven STL RB | 17 |
| Jones, Julius SEA RB | 28 |
| Driver, Donald GBP WR | 7 |
| Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR | 27 |
| Gonzalez, Anthony IND WR | 3 |
| Davis, Vernon SFO TE | 1 |
| Kaeding, Nate SDC PK | 14 |
| Panthers, Carolina CAR Def | 9 |
| Falcons, Atlanta ATL ST | 8 |
| Starter Total: | 161 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
211 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
76.3% |
| Non-Starters |
| Fox, John CAR Coach | -5 |
| Garcia, Jeff TBB QB | 0 |
| Pennington, Chad MIA QB | 22 |
| Norwood, Jerious ATL RB | 10 |
| Williams, Carnell TBB RB | 0 |
| Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB | 3 |
| Curtis, Kevin PHI WR | 0 |
| Holt, Torry STL WR | 3 |
| Mason, Derrick BAL WR | 4 |
| Crumpler, Alge TEN TE | 2 |
| Daniels, Owen HOU TE | 12 |
| Reed, Jeff PIT PK | 13 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def | 47 |
| Vikings, Minnesota MIN ST | 4 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 115 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 276 |
|---|
|
Slappy Smackey
| Starters |
| Reid, Andy PHI Coach | 10 |
| McNabb, Donovan PHI QB | 24 |
| Jones, Thomas NYJ RB | 3 |
| Lewis, Jamal CLE RB | 7 |
| Peterson, Adrian MIN RB | 7 |
| Bruce, Isaac SFO WR | 7 |
| Johnson, Andre HOU WR | 2 |
| Williams, Roy DAL WR | 1 |
| Witten, Jason DAL TE | 11 |
| Folk, Nick DAL PK | 9 |
| Bears, Chicago CHI Def | 9 |
| Dolphins, Miami MIA ST | 5 |
| Starter Total: | 95 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
194 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
49.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Del Rio, Jack JAC Coach | 10 |
| Hasselbeck, Matt SEA QB | 26 |
| Kitna, Jon DET QB | 19 |
| Rivers, Philip SDC QB | 50 |
| Bradshaw, Ahmad NYG RB | 0 |
| Slaton, Steve HOU RB | 22 |
| Washington, Leon NYJ RB | 2 |
| Engram, Bobby SEA WR | 0 |
| Hackett, D.J. CAR WR | 3 |
| Henderson, Devery NOS WR | 4 |
| Olsen, Greg CHI TE | 1 |
| Akers, David PHI PK | 7 |
| Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def | 48 |
| Broncos, Denver DEN ST | 16 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 208 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 303 |
|---|
|
Smackey My Meat
| Starters |
| Childress, Brad MIN Coach | 10 |
| Warner, Kurt ARI QB | 34 |
| Johnson, Chris TEN RB | 7 |
| Lynch, Marshawn BUF RB | 26 |
| Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | 1 |
| Jackson, DeSean PHI WR | 4 |
| Royal, Eddie DEN WR | 1 |
| Wayne, Reggie IND WR | 7 |
| Winslow, Kellen CLE TE | 1 |
| Scobee, Josh JAC PK | 18 |
| Bills, Buffalo BUF Def | 12 |
| Saints, New Orleans NOS ST | 9 |
| Starter Total: | 130 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
215 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
60.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Mangini, Eric CLE Coach | -5 |
| Delhomme, Jake CAR QB | 12 |
| Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB | 2 |
| Brown, Ronnie MIA RB | 68 |
| Smith, Kevin DET RB | 1 |
| Sproles, Darren SDC RB | 6 |
| Stewart, Jonathan CAR RB | 7 |
| Taylor, Chester MIN RB | 6 |
| Coles, Laveranues NYJ WR | 13 |
| Holmes, Santonio PIT WR | 3 |
| Watson, Ben NEP TE | 0 |
| Vinatieri, Adam IND PK | 3 |
| Patriots, New England NEP Def | 0 |
| Cardinals, Arizona ARI ST | 15 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 131 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 261 |
|---|
|
Plumbers Crack Head
| Starters |
| Tomlin, Mike PIT Coach | -5 |
| Cutler, Jay DEN QB | 45 |
| Addai, Joseph IND RB | 20 |
| McFadden, Darren OAK RB | 4 |
| Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB | 20 |
| Johnson, Calvin DET WR | 4 |
| Marshall, Brandon DEN WR | 29 |
| Smith, Steve CAR WR | 7 |
| Smith, L.J. PHI TE | 0 |
| Gostkowski, Stephen NEP PK | 9 |
| Titans, Tennessee TEN Def | 28 |
| Jets, New York NYJ ST | 39 |
| Starter Total: | 200 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
235 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
85.1% |
| Non-Starters |
| Kubiak, Gary HOU Coach | -5 |
| Garrard, David JAC QB | 15 |
| Manning, Eli NYG QB | 39 |
| Bush, Michael OAK RB | 5 |
| Rhodes, Dominic IND RB | 2 |
| Taylor, Fred JAC RB | 17 |
| Bowe, Dwayne KCC WR | 13 |
| Hardy, James BUF WR | 0 |
| Jackson, Vincent SDC WR | 7 |
| Toomer, Amani NYG WR | 6 |
| Miller, Heath PIT TE | 11 |
| Graham, Shayne CIN PK | 11 |
| Seahawks, Seattle SEA Def | 18 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL ST | 9 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 148 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 348 |
|---|
|
The Short Bus Boys
| Starters |
| Belichick, Bill NEP Coach | -5 |
| Romo, Tony DAL QB | 39 |
| McAllister, Deuce NOS RB | 0 |
| Parker, Willie PIT RB | 2 |
| Perry, Chris CIN RB | 17 |
| Moss, Santana WAS WR | 16 |
| Ocho Cinco, Chad CIN WR | 2 |
| Welker, Wes NEP WR | 6 |
| Clark, Dallas IND TE | 4 |
| Longwell, Ryan MIN PK | 8 |
| Chargers, San Diego SDC Def | 19 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL ST | 7 |
| Starter Total: | 115 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
165 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
69.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Phillips, Wade DAL Coach | 10 |
| Campbell, Jason WAS QB | 34 |
| Frerotte, Gus MIN QB | 25 |
| Palmer, Carson CIN QB | 38 |
| Russell, JaMarcus OAK QB | 37 |
| Jones, Felix DAL RB | 19 |
| Maroney, Laurence NEP RB | 0 |
| Williams, Ricky MIA RB | 11 |
| Crayton, Patrick DAL WR | 0 |
| Meachem, Robert NOS WR | 8 |
| Gonzalez, Tony KCC TE | 3 |
| Rackers, Neil ARI PK | 5 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def | 11 |
| Eagles, Philadelphia PHI ST | 8 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 209 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 324 |
|---|
|
Mercenaries
| Starters |
| Coughlin, Tom NYG Coach | 10 |
| Rodgers, Aaron GBP QB | 42 |
| Graham, Earnest TBB RB | 1 |
| Jacobs, Brandon NYG RB | 9 |
| Burress, Plaxico NYG WR | 4 |
| Chambers, Chris SDC WR | 11 |
| Cotchery, Jerricho NYJ WR | 7 |
| Jennings, Greg GBP WR | 16 |
| Cooley, Chris WAS TE | 12 |
| Kasay, John CAR PK | 6 |
| Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB Def | 17 |
| Seahawks, Seattle SEA ST | 16 |
| Starter Total: | 151 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
220 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
68.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Payton, Sean NOS Coach | -5 |
| Favre, Brett NYJ QB | 48 |
| Young, Vince TEN QB | 0 |
| Grant, Ryan GBP RB | 4 |
| Green, Ahman HOU RB | 0 |
| Johnson, Larry KCC RB | 23 |
| Jones, Kevin CHI RB | 1 |
| Thomas, Pierre NOS RB | 16 |
| Evans, Lee BUF WR | 5 |
| Walker, Javon OAK WR | 1 |
| Lee, Donald GBP TE | 4 |
| Gould, Robbie CHI PK | 13 |
| Colts, Indianapolis IND Def | 6 |
| Patriots, New England NEP ST | 38 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 154 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 305 |
|---|
|
Justin Welch
| Starters |
| Gruden, Jon FA Coach | 10 |
| Brees, Drew NOS QB | 57 |
| McGahee, Willis BAL RB | 13 |
| Portis, Clinton WAS RB | 13 |
| White, LenDale TEN RB | 16 |
| Harrison, Marvin IND WR | 10 |
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J. CIN WR | 28 |
| Ward, Hines PIT WR | 3 |
| Shockey, Jeremy NOS TE | 12 |
| Stover, Matt BAL PK | 3 |
| Jaguars, Jacksonville JAC Def | 15 |
| Lions, Detroit DET ST | 19 |
| Starter Total: | 199 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
209 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
95.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Shanahan, Mike DEN Coach | 10 |
| Flacco, Joe BAL QB | 9 |
| Leinart, Matt ARI QB | 0 |
| Rice, Ray BAL RB | 2 |
| Wright, Jason CLE RB | 1 |
| Young, Selvin DEN RB | 6 |
| Colston, Marques NOS WR | 0 |
| Gaffney, Jabar NEP WR | 11 |
| Galloway, Joey TBB WR | 0 |
| Randle El, Antwaan WAS WR | 3 |
| Pope, Leonard ARI TE | 0 |
| Nugent, Mike NYJ PK | 0 |
| Packers, Green Bay GBP Def | 5 |
| Rams, St. Louis STL ST | 21 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 68 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 267 |
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