Smackeyville White Mules
| Starters |
| Holmgren, Mike SEA Coach | -5 |
| Schaub, Matt HOU QB | 33 |
| Barber, Marion DAL RB | 22 |
| James, Edgerrin ARI RB | 15 |
| Turner, Michael ATL RB | 50 |
| Boldin, Anquan ARI WR | 8 |
| Edwards, Braylon CLE WR | 1 |
| Moss, Randy NEP WR | 24 |
| Heap, Todd BAL TE | -1 |
| Dawson, Phil CLE PK | 4 |
| Vikings, Minnesota MIN Def | 5 |
| Bears, Chicago CHI ST | 16 |
| Starter Total: | 172 |
| Potential Points: |
243 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
70.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Zorn, Jim WAS Coach | -5 |
| Bulger, Marc STL QB | 11 |
| Orton, Kyle CHI QB | 14 |
| Rosenfels, Sage HOU QB | 0 |
| Dunn, Warrick TBB RB | 6 |
| Forte, Matt CHI RB | 30 |
| Mendenhall, Rashard PIT RB | 2 |
| Brown, Reggie PHI WR | 0 |
| Curry, Ronald OAK WR | 7 |
| Walter, Kevin HOU WR | 13 |
| Miller, Zach OAK TE | 3 |
| Bryant, Matt TBB PK | 8 |
| Redskins, Washington WAS Def | 8 |
| Bills, Buffalo BUF ST | 49 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 146 |
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| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 318 |
|
Jan Brady
| Starters |
| Turner, Norv SDC Coach | -5 |
| Brady, Tom NEP QB | 7 |
| Bush, Reggie NOS RB | 50 |
| Fargas, Justin OAK RB | 10 |
| Jones-Drew, Maurice JAC RB | 4 |
| Owens, Terrell DAL WR | 17 |
| Reed, Josh BUF WR | 3 |
| Williams, Reggie JAC WR | 1 |
| Gates, Antonio SDC TE | 19 |
| Crosby, Mason GBP PK | 7 |
| Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def | 23 |
| Browns, Cleveland CLE ST | 16 |
| Starter Total: | 152 |
| Potential Points: |
199 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
76.4% |
| Non-Starters |
| McCarthy, Mike GBP Coach | 10 |
| Anderson, Derek CLE QB | 18 |
| Edwards, Trent BUF QB | 29 |
| Foster, De'shaun SFO RB | 2 |
| Johnson, Rudi DET RB | 1 |
| Watson, Kenny CIN RB | 1 |
| Berrian, Bernard MIN WR | 3 |
| Ginn Jr., Ted MIA WR | 1 |
| Hester, Devin CHI WR | 0 |
| Porter, Jerry JAC WR | 0 |
| Scheffler, Tony DEN TE | 12 |
| Bironas, Rob TEN PK | 7 |
| Giants, New York NYG Def | 21 |
| Texans, Houston HOU ST | 16 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 121 |
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| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 273 |
|
Hurricane Ditka
| Starters |
| Dungy, Tony FA Coach | -5 |
| Manning, Peyton IND QB | 34 |
| Gore, Frank SFO RB | 31 |
| Jackson, Steven STL RB | 7 |
| Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB | 8 |
| Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR | 9 |
| Gonzalez, Anthony IND WR | 4 |
| Holt, Torry STL WR | 0 |
| Daniels, Owen HOU TE | 3 |
| Reed, Jeff PIT PK | 10 |
| Panthers, Carolina CAR Def | 11 |
| Falcons, Atlanta ATL ST | 9 |
| Starter Total: | 121 |
| Potential Points: |
192 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
63.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Fox, John CAR Coach | 10 |
| Garcia, Jeff TBB QB | 25 |
| Pennington, Chad MIA QB | 40 |
| Jones, Julius SEA RB | 5 |
| Norwood, Jerious ATL RB | 18 |
| Williams, Carnell TBB RB | 0 |
| Curtis, Kevin PHI WR | 0 |
| Driver, Donald GBP WR | 3 |
| Mason, Derrick BAL WR | 4 |
| Crumpler, Alge TEN TE | 0 |
| Davis, Vernon SFO TE | 10 |
| Kaeding, Nate SDC PK | 6 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def | 39 |
| Vikings, Minnesota MIN ST | 7 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 167 |
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| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 288 |
|
Slappy Smackey
| Starters |
| Reid, Andy PHI Coach | 10 |
| McNabb, Donovan PHI QB | 70 |
| Jones, Thomas NYJ RB | 21 |
| Lewis, Jamal CLE RB | 7 |
| Peterson, Adrian MIN RB | 22 |
| Bruce, Isaac SFO WR | 0 |
| Johnson, Andre HOU WR | 16 |
| Williams, Roy DAL WR | 13 |
| Witten, Jason DAL TE | 14 |
| Folk, Nick DAL PK | 4 |
| Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def | 39 |
| Broncos, Denver DEN ST | 4 |
| Starter Total: | 220 |
| Potential Points: |
243 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
90.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Del Rio, Jack JAC Coach | -5 |
| Hasselbeck, Matt SEA QB | 22 |
| Kitna, Jon DET QB | 42 |
| Rivers, Philip SDC QB | 47 |
| Bradshaw, Ahmad NYG RB | 0 |
| Slaton, Steve HOU RB | 4 |
| Washington, Leon NYJ RB | 1 |
| Engram, Bobby SEA WR | 0 |
| Hackett, D.J. CAR WR | 3 |
| McMichael, Randy STL TE | 12 |
| Olsen, Greg CHI TE | 3 |
| Akers, David PHI PK | 8 |
| Bears, Chicago CHI Def | 28 |
| Dolphins, Miami MIA ST | 15 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 180 |
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| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 400 |
|
Smackey My Meat
| Starters |
| Mangini, Eric CLE Coach | 10 |
| Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB | 29 |
| Lynch, Marshawn BUF RB | 17 |
| Smith, Kevin DET RB | 13 |
| Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | 27 |
| Burleson, Nate SEA WR | 15 |
| Holmes, Santonio PIT WR | 1 |
| Wayne, Reggie IND WR | 14 |
| Winslow, Kellen CLE TE | 10 |
| Vinatieri, Adam IND PK | 7 |
| Patriots, New England NEP Def | 20 |
| Cardinals, Arizona ARI ST | 5 |
| Starter Total: | 168 |
| Potential Points: |
200 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
84.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Childress, Brad MIN Coach | -5 |
| Delhomme, Jake CAR QB | 32 |
| Warner, Kurt ARI QB | 22 |
| Brown, Ronnie MIA RB | 4 |
| Johnson, Chris TEN RB | 24 |
| Stewart, Jonathan CAR RB | 5 |
| Taylor, Chester MIN RB | 3 |
| Coles, Laveranues NYJ WR | 0 |
| Jackson, DeSean PHI WR | 15 |
| White, Roddy ATL WR | 5 |
| Watson, Ben NEP TE | 0 |
| Scobee, Josh JAC PK | 3 |
| Bills, Buffalo BUF Def | 22 |
| Saints, New Orleans NOS ST | 7 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 137 |
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| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 305 |
|
Plumbers Crack Head
| Starters |
| Tomlin, Mike PIT Coach | 10 |
| Garrard, David JAC QB | 17 |
| Addai, Joseph IND RB | 4 |
| McFadden, Darren OAK RB | 5 |
| Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB | 10 |
| Bowe, Dwayne KCC WR | 13 |
| Jackson, Vincent SDC WR | 10 |
| Johnson, Calvin DET WR | 15 |
| Miller, Heath PIT TE | 2 |
| Gostkowski, Stephen NEP PK | 5 |
| Seahawks, Seattle SEA Def | 1 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL ST | 8 |
| Starter Total: | 100 |
| Potential Points: |
185 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
54.1% |
| Non-Starters |
| Kubiak, Gary HOU Coach | -5 |
| Cutler, Jay DEN QB | 55 |
| Manning, Eli NYG QB | 30 |
| Bush, Michael OAK RB | 0 |
| Rhodes, Dominic IND RB | 3 |
| Taylor, Fred JAC RB | 1 |
| Hardy, James BUF WR | 0 |
| Marshall, Brandon DEN WR | 0 |
| Smith, Steve CAR WR | 0 |
| Toomer, Amani NYG WR | 1 |
| Smith, L.J. PHI TE | 9 |
| Graham, Shayne CIN PK | 6 |
| Titans, Tennessee TEN Def | 40 |
| Jets, New York NYJ ST | 7 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 147 |
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| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 247 |
|
The Short Bus Boys
| Starters |
| Belichick, Bill NEP Coach | 10 |
| Romo, Tony DAL QB | 45 |
| Jones, Felix DAL RB | 15 |
| Maroney, Laurence NEP RB | 5 |
| Parker, Willie PIT RB | 39 |
| Crayton, Patrick DAL WR | 8 |
| Moss, Santana WAS WR | 12 |
| Welker, Wes NEP WR | 4 |
| Clark, Dallas IND TE | 0 |
| Longwell, Ryan MIN PK | 7 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def | 21 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL ST | 4 |
| Starter Total: | 170 |
| Potential Points: |
195 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
87.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Phillips, Wade DAL Coach | 10 |
| Campbell, Jason WAS QB | 21 |
| Palmer, Carson CIN QB | 7 |
| Russell, JaMarcus OAK QB | 27 |
| McAllister, Deuce NOS RB | 0 |
| Perry, Chris CIN RB | 2 |
| Williams, Ricky MIA RB | 3 |
| Meachem, Robert NOS WR | 0 |
| Ocho Cinco, Chad CIN WR | 2 |
| Stallworth, Donte' CLE WR | 0 |
| Gonzalez, Tony KCC TE | 10 |
| Rackers, Neil ARI PK | 10 |
| Chargers, San Diego SDC Def | 7 |
| Eagles, Philadelphia PHI ST | 16 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 115 |
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| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 285 |
|
Mercenaries
| Starters |
| Payton, Sean NOS Coach | 10 |
| Favre, Brett NYJ QB | 36 |
| Graham, Earnest TBB RB | 11 |
| Jacobs, Brandon NYG RB | 16 |
| Johnson, Larry KCC RB | 8 |
| Burress, Plaxico NYG WR | 18 |
| Chambers, Chris SDC WR | 16 |
| Cotchery, Jerricho NYJ WR | 20 |
| Cooley, Chris WAS TE | 0 |
| Gould, Robbie CHI PK | 11 |
| Colts, Indianapolis IND Def | 7 |
| Chiefs, Kansas City KCC ST | 15 |
| Starter Total: | 168 |
| Potential Points: |
189 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
88.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Coughlin, Tom NYG Coach | 10 |
| Rodgers, Aaron GBP QB | 38 |
| Young, Vince TEN QB | 14 |
| Grant, Ryan GBP RB | 9 |
| Green, Ahman HOU RB | 2 |
| Jones, Kevin CHI RB | 4 |
| Morris, Maurice SEA RB | 3 |
| Evans, Lee BUF WR | 15 |
| Jennings, Greg GBP WR | 9 |
| Walker, Javon OAK WR | 0 |
| Lee, Donald GBP TE | 1 |
| Kasay, John CAR PK | 18 |
| Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB Def | 11 |
| Patriots, New England NEP ST | 7 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 141 |
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| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 309 |
|
Justin Welch
| Starters |
| Shanahan, Mike DEN Coach | 10 |
| Brees, Drew NOS QB | 70 |
| McGahee, Willis BAL RB | 0 |
| Portis, Clinton WAS RB | 8 |
| Colston, Marques NOS WR | 2 |
| Harrison, Marvin IND WR | 6 |
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J. CIN WR | 4 |
| Ward, Hines PIT WR | 25 |
| Shockey, Jeremy NOS TE | 10 |
| Nugent, Mike NYJ PK | 1 |
| Jaguars, Jacksonville JAC Def | 8 |
| Lions, Detroit DET ST | 17 |
| Starter Total: | 161 |
| Potential Points: |
184 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
87.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Gruden, Jon FA Coach | -5 |
| Flacco, Joe BAL QB | 33 |
| Leinart, Matt ARI QB | 0 |
| Rice, Ray BAL RB | 6 |
| White, LenDale TEN RB | 10 |
| Wright, Jason CLE RB | 0 |
| Young, Selvin DEN RB | 9 |
| Gaffney, Jabar NEP WR | 0 |
| Galloway, Joey TBB WR | 5 |
| Randle El, Antwaan WAS WR | 7 |
| Pope, Leonard ARI TE | 0 |
| Stover, Matt BAL PK | 4 |
| Packers, Green Bay GBP Def | 7 |
| Rams, St. Louis STL ST | 8 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 84 |
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| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 245 |
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