Lunch Boxes Fantasy Recaps

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 22, 2008) In a week 16 Lunch Boxes rivalry, B-man beat a strong Martini in Hand team by a score of 131.201 to 96.333, extending the losing streak for Martini in Hand to 4 games.

Peyton Manning

B-man were led to their 34.868 point victory by a 45.200 point effort from Peyton Manning, who tore apart the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 364 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Manning was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 20.300 point effort from Antonio Gates, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 43 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

"We're going to use this win as a building block," B-man coach Bryce Bruer said.

Martini in Hand were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.600 point effort from Trent Edwards, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 193 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17.300 point effort from Terrell Owens, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 63 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"These guys have nothing to be ashamed of," Martini in Hand coach Michael Kreemer said.

This brings the record for B-man to 5-11, and drops Martini in Hand to a record of 2-14.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 22, 2008) In a week 16 Lunch Boxes classic, Deacon Blues squeaked by a tough Cardiac Cats team by a score of 153.534 to 145.267, extending the winning streak for Deacon Blues to 4 games.

Jay Cutler

Deacon Blues were led to their 8.267 point victory by a 29.467 point effort from Jay Cutler, who tore apart the Buffalo Bills defense for 359 passing yards in addition to 30 rushing yards. They also got help from a 23.900 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 129 receiving yards.

"It's tough to win in a hostile environment," Deacon Blues coach Joe Painter said.

Cardiac Cats were helped out in a losing cause by a 38.867 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 287 passing yards and 4 passing TDs. With this performance, Rivers was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 25.700 point effort from Antonio Bryant, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 127 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"Turnovers killed us," Cardiac Cats coach Michael Rosenblum said.

Adding salt to the wound, Cardiac Cats could have scored 165.867 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Rosenblum left key players like Derrick Mason and his corresponding 18.600 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Deacon Blues to 10-6, and drops Cardiac Cats to a record of 11-5.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 22, 2008) In a week 16 Lunch Boxes showdown, 818 beat a strong Dead Hooker In Trunk across from my Apt team by a score of 148.765 to 129.366, extending the losing streak for Dead Hooker In Trunk across from my Apt to 3 games.

DeAngelo Williams

818 were led to their 19.399 point victory by a 31.200 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who beat the New York Giants defense for 108 rushing yards and 4 rushing TDs. With this performance, Williams was the number 1 ranked running back for week 16. They also got help from a 23.800 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 108 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"We're tickled to death," 818 coach NIchole Parnell said.

Dead Hooker In Trunk across from my Apt were helped out in a losing cause by a 32.700 point effort from Chad Pennington, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 235 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Pennington was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 16. They also got help from a 23.533 point effort from Wes Welker, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 68 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"My hat's off to them," Dead Hooker In Trunk across from my Apt coach Todd Allen said.

Causing further embarrassment, Dead Hooker In Trunk across from my Apt could have scored 165.634 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Allen left key players like Tyler Thigpen and his corresponding 25.967 points on the bench.

This brings the record for 818 to 6-10, and drops Dead Hooker In Trunk across from my Apt to a record of 10-6.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 22, 2008) In a week 16 Lunch Boxes rivalry, ! am Me & That's Just Fine embarrassed a hapless Kirby team by a score of 171.535 to 119.601, extending the winning streak for ! am Me & That's Just Fine to 8 games.

Matt Cassel

! am Me & That's Just Fine were led to their 51.934 point victory by a 35.767 point effort from Matt Cassel, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 345 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 19 rushing yards. With this performance, Cassel was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 25.300 point effort from Brandon Jacobs, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 87 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 5 receiving yards.

"We're happy we could pull this one out at the end," ! am Me & That's Just Fine coach Doug Moss said.

Kirby were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.700 point effort from Jason Witten, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Witten was the number 5 ranked tight end for week 16. They also got help from a 18.100 point effort from Owen Daniels, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 111 receiving yards.

"We'll just have to put this loss behind us," Kirby coach Rebecca Gesoff said.

This brings the record for ! am Me & That's Just Fine to 14-2, and drops Kirby to a record of 7-9.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 22, 2008) In a week 16 Lunch Boxes classic, HeeHee Sneaker squeaked by a tough The Brodie Bunch team by a score of 139.767 to 127.966, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,505.

Drew Brees

HeeHee Sneaker were led to their 11.801 point victory by a 36.500 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 351 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 30.900 point effort from Marques Colston, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 99 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

"We're not going to rest on our laurels," HeeHee Sneaker coach Big Poppa & Jaymen said.

The Brodie Bunch were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.900 point effort from Hines Ward, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 109 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Ward was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 16. They also got help from a 18.700 point effort from Kerry Collins, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 216 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

"They outplayed us in every phase of the game," The Brodie Bunch coach Jody Streigel said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Brodie Bunch could have scored 145.799 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jody Streigel left key players like Justin Gage and his corresponding 21.400 points on the bench.

This brings the record for HeeHee Sneaker to 7-9, and drops The Brodie Bunch to a record of 8-8.