| # |
Franchise |
Player |
Total Starter Points |
# Games |
Avg |
| 1. | Justin Welch | Brees, Drew NOS QB | 845 |
16 |
52.8 |
| 2. | Hurricane Ditka | Manning, Peyton IND QB | 628 |
15 |
41.9 |
| 3. | Plumbers Crack Head | Cutler, Jay DEN QB | 610 |
14 |
43.6 |
| 4. | Smackey My Meat | Warner, Kurt ARI QB | 570 |
13 |
43.8 |
| 5. | Mercenaries | Rodgers, Aaron GBP QB | 546 |
13 |
42.0 |
| 6. | The Short Bus Boys | Romo, Tony DAL QB | 542 |
12 |
45.2 |
| 7. | Smackeyville White Mules | Schaub, Matt HOU QB | 391 |
9 |
43.4 |
| 8. | Slappy Smackey | McNabb, Donovan PHI QB | 380 |
10 |
38.0 |
| 9. | Smackeyville White Mules | Turner, Michael ATL RB | 313 |
15 |
20.9 |
| 10. | Smackeyville White Mules | Bears, Chicago CHI ST | 310 |
15 |
20.7 |
| 11. | Slappy Smackey | Peterson, Adrian MIN RB | 308 |
16 |
19.2 |
| 12. | Slappy Smackey | Jones, Thomas NYJ RB | 284 |
16 |
17.8 |
| 13. | Jan Brady | Cassel, Matt NEP QB | 274 |
7 |
39.1 |
| 14. | Slappy Smackey | Rivers, Philip SDC QB | 271 |
7 |
38.7 |
| 15. | Hurricane Ditka | Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB | 266 |
11 |
24.2 |
| 16. | Slappy Smackey | Johnson, Andre HOU WR | 264 |
16 |
16.5 |
| 17. | Hurricane Ditka | Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR | 263 |
16 |
16.4 |
| 18. | Hurricane Ditka | Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def | 258 |
10 |
25.8 |
| 19. | Jan Brady | Jones-Drew, Maurice JAC RB | 258 |
16 |
16.1 |
| 20. | Plumbers Crack Head | Titans, Tennessee TEN Def | 254 |
14 |
18.1 |
| 21. | Jan Brady | Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def | 253 |
11 |
23.0 |
| 22. | Plumbers Crack Head | Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB | 251 |
16 |
15.7 |
| 23. | Smackey My Meat | Saints, New Orleans NOS ST | 241 |
13 |
18.5 |
| 24. | Plumbers Crack Head | Johnson, Calvin DET WR | 241 |
15 |
16.1 |
| 25. | Plumbers Crack Head | Smith, Steve CAR WR | 236 |
14 |
16.9 |
| 26. | Mercenaries | Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB Def | 234 |
12 |
19.5 |
| 27. | Smackeyville White Mules | Barber, Marion DAL RB | 233 |
12 |
19.4 |
| 28. | Hurricane Ditka | Gore, Frank SFO RB | 227 |
14 |
16.2 |
| 29. | Jan Brady | Texans, Houston HOU ST | 220 |
12 |
18.3 |
| 30. | Slappy Smackey | Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def | 220 |
10 |
22.0 |
