| Franchise |
Coach | QB | RB | WR | TE | PK | Def | ST |
| Smackeyville White Mules | Jauron, D
Zorn, J | Bulger, M
O'Sullivan, J
Rosenfels, S
Schaub, M | Barber, M
Dunn, W
Forte, M
James, E
Turner, M | Boldin, A
Brown, R
Bryant, A
Edwards, B
Morgan, J
Moss, R
Walter, K | Heap, T
Miller, Z | Carney, J
Suisham, S | Dolphins, M
Redskins, W | Bears, C
Bills, B |
| Jan Brady | McCarthy, M
Smith, M | Cassel, M
Edwards, T
Ryan, M | Bush, R
Charles, J
Fargas, J
Jackson, F
Johnson, R
Jones-Drew, M | Austin, M
Berrian, B
Ginn Jr., T
Hester, D
Muhammad, M
Owens, T
Reed, J | Gates, A
Scheffler, T | Bironas, R
Crosby, M | Giants, N
Steelers, P | Browns, C
Texans, H |
| Hurricane Ditka | Dungy, T
Fox, J | Griese, B
Manning, P
Pennington, C | Gore, F
Jackson, S
Jones, J
Norwood, J
Williams, C
Williams, D | Curtis, K
Driver, D
Fitzgerald, L
Gonzalez, A
Holt, T
Mason, D | Crumpler, A
Daniels, O
Davis, V | Kaeding, N
Reed, J | Panthers, C
Ravens, B | Falcons, A
Vikings, M |
| Slappy Smackey | Fisher, J
Whisenhunt, K | McNabb, D
Rivers, P
Thigpen, T | Bradshaw, A
Jones, T
Lewis, J
Peterson, A
Slaton, S
Washington, L | Bruce, I
Engram, B
Henderson, D
Johnson, A
Jones, M
Washington, N
Williams, R | Olsen, G
Witten, J | Akers, D
Folk, N | Bears, C
Eagles, P | 49ers, S
Broncos, D |
| Smackey My Meat | Gruden, J
Mangini, E | Delhomme, J
Roethlisberger, B
Warner, K | Brown, R
Buckhalter, C
Johnson, C
Lynch, M
Stewart, J
Taylor, C
Westbrook, B | Avery, D
Coles, L
Holmes, S
Jackson, D
Moore, L
Wayne, R | Fasano, A
Winslow, K | Prater, M
Scobee, J | Bills, B
Patriots, N | Cardinals, A
Saints, N |
| Plumbers Crack Head | Kubiak, G
Tomlin, M | Cutler, J
Garrard, D
Manning, E | Addai, J
Bush, M
McFadden, D
Rhodes, D
Thomas, P
Tomlinson, L | Bowe, D
Hardy, J
Jackson, V
Johnson, C
Marshall, B
Smith, S
Toomer, A | Carlson, J
Miller, H | Gostkowski, S
Graham, S | Seahawks, S
Titans, T | Jets, N
Ravens, B |
| The Short Bus Boys | Belichick, B
Phillips, W | Anderson, D
Campbell, J
Collins, K
Frerotte, G
Romo, T | Bell, T
Jones, F
McAllister, D
Parker, W
Perry, C | Breaston, S
Crayton, P
Meachem, R
Moss, S
Ocho Cinco, C
Welker, W | Clark, D
Gonzalez, T | Longwell, R
Rackers, N | Chargers, S
Cowboys, D | Cowboys, D
Eagles, P |
| Mercenaries | Coughlin, T
Payton, S | Favre, B
Orton, K
Rodgers, A | Benson, C
Graham, E
Grant, R
Hightower, T
Jacobs, B
Johnson, L | Burress, P
Chambers, C
Cotchery, J
Evans, L
Jennings, G
Royal, E
White, R | Cooley, C
Shiancoe, V | Gould, R
Kasay, J | Buccaneers, T
Colts, I | Packers, G
Seahawks, S |
| Justin Welch | Haslett, J
Shanahan, M | Brees, D
Flacco, J
Leinart, M | McGahee, W
Moore, M
Portis, C
White, L
Wright, J
Young, S | Colston, M
Gaffney, J
Galloway, J
Harrison, M
Houshmandzadeh, T
Randle El, A
Ward, H | Pope, L
Shockey, J | Nugent, M
Stover, M | Jaguars, J
Packers, G | Lions, D
Rams, S |
